Chronicles of Fury: PvE --> PvP, starting over, AGAIN!

NOTE: All private chats in my Screen shots will be censored unless it is relevant to what is going on in the screen shot. Names of idiots in screen shots will never be censored, feel free to come to Scarshield Legion and laugh in their faces.

So yeah, I'm one of those dumb fucks who transfered from a PvP realm to a PvE realm. Due to Blizzard's lack of interest in the hard work people put into their characters they don't allow you to transfer from PvE to PvP, even if you've leveled from 1-70 on a PvP Realm. The only way back is to start from scratch.

The first thing I needed was a justification. Why would I want to level up another Warrior which looks exactly the same, on a realm I've already leveled up on? The only answer I found was PUNISHMENT. Yes, I've started to think of this leveling adventure as a Punishment for my stupidity in abandoning my friends, and my own guild to pursue end game raiding on a realm I used to play on before The Burning Crusade came out. Well, punishment accepted, Black Temple traded for Dead mines. Full Epics traded for full nothing.

I'll skip the rather boring tale of how my Guild members and friends basically boosted me though all the really boring 1-40 stuff, and start out with what happened when I was looking for a group for Zul'Farrak...

This is what Blizzard is forcing you to reroll and endure once more! All the n00bs who have yet to learn how to play (and probably still won't know by the time they get to 70.)

I really find it unfair that I'm forced to trade Black Temple raiding, for this shit! But like I said, this is my Punishment for transferring to a PvE realm, this is what I must endure to be what I once was on Scarshield Legion. The once legendary Miriya Starfury, 1st Triumvirate of The Covenant, the Fury nab who caused Damage meters to overload and explode! Back to Zul'Farrak with you! You wanna be 1337sauce on SSL again, you gotta earn all your titles back bitch!

So eventually I manage to get a group together for Zul'Farrak. One of my fearless adventurer companions was "Mesaturk" and yes, I know his name should have raised a red flag, and it did, but I had no one else I could get. Turns out he was just more "Punishment" for my stupidity, because I transfered to a PvE Realm, I get to play with fools like Mesaturk who run around Zul'Farrak trying to solo elites and bosses while I face palm and try to shoot myself in the head, but it says "Target to close" when I try to do that, so I had to endure his bull shit for the whole instance until he caused a wipe at the stairs when the mobs weren't coming to us fast enough, he decided to run down the stairs and pull more Mobs. Sadly I was too pissed off to think to take a screen shot of it, I ended up kicking him out of the group and we did the rest of the instance with only 4 players. It was harder, but we did it. Just more punishment.

*sigh* in the words of the great Shade of Aran: "I want this nightmare to be over!" but that's too much to hope for. Fast forward a couple days to Sunken Temple...

Yup, a good sword dropped for me off one of the bosses, but I don't deserve it, after all, I'm the dumb ass who transfered off the server to a PvE realm, I deserve to level up all over again in hell! So the Gnome Warlock gets to have my Melee DPS Sword, and I get to QQ more.

Finally the last bit of punishment which forced me to stop my leveling for the day. The Lag Monster. You see, the "Ruin" battle group is what I FIRMLY believe to be Blizzard's big inside joke. It's the smallest Battle group, consisting of only 4 servers, while other Battle groups consist of 9 or more. Each server is infamous for it's MAJOR LAG SPIKES. Here's a screen shot, because this is a number of Milliseconds I can't actually say without getting a million and one 'screen shot or it didn't happen" comments.